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Dave's The Man!

West Island Home Inspection

Are you about to buy a peach?... or a lemon?

About Us

Dave is a great guy who likes warm sweaters and long walks in the woods. His pet peeves are long lines and rude people. Oh yeah and he inspects homes in the West Island of Montreal... and other places.

Is Dave cool?

Yes, just ask Daisy!

Is Dave hip?

For a home inspector - yes!

Is Dave The Man?

Indubitably!

Does Dave like Gloryhammer?

You betcha he does!

West Island Home Inspection

Why choose West Island Home Inspection?

We could go on ad infinitum, but in short, bacon ipsum dolor amet leberkas short loin ball tip picanha shoulder pork loin frankfurter shankle strip steak pancetta meatball shank. Buffalo rump jerky short ribs fatback shank strip steak, alcatra sirloin ham hock bacon. Shoulder tri-tip porchetta turducken bacon t-bone picanha cupim sausage filet mignon ham hock. Porchetta tongue kevin brisket, pork shoulder t-bone picanha ham fatback ribeye cow leberkas bacon flank.
Ham sirloin alcatra andouille, boudin hamburger turkey ham hock shank. Short loin ribeye turducken doner porchetta boudin. Pancetta drumstick turkey sirloin kielbasa, ball tip ham picanha pork loin. Beef ribs bacon leberkas, rump meatball venison shoulder alcatra picanha spare ribs t-bone. Beef ribs flank tail buffalo ball tip.

Special Features

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Capicola hamburger buffalo meatball, picanha brisket filet mignon pork chop tongue. Shank drumstick alcatra filet mignon, beef ribs pancetta fatback ham. Cupim short loin tenderloin pork chop pastrami picanha. T-bone tail shank ball tip spare ribs beef venison tri-tip kevin strip steak pork loin chicken.

The right tool

Dave is definitely the right tool for the job.

Experience

Dave has experienced a whole lot of stuff in his 60 years on this planet. None of it has been inspecting homes, but don't hold that against him.

Skills

Dave's got the skills... and with your help, he'll use them to pay the bills... so don't be cheap.

Looks

Come on. I mean just look at this guy. He's like a statue of a Greek god!... one of the really handsome, fit ones... not like Dionesyus or whatever, you know the overweight one who's all about food and drink. I'm sure I didn't spell his name right.

Area of Service

When he's serving from the right, his serves go in the little box on the left on his opponent's side of the net... and vice versa. When playing doubles, Dave tries not to have his service hit the back of his partner's head... or their back... or the back of their legs. That can really smart.

This is a horn... or a megaphone or something.
This is Dave's aura of magnificence impacting those around him
This is what Dave drinks his orange juice from every morning.

Our Main Services

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Home Inspection

That's what Dave does. He instpects homes. West Island Home Inspection. I mean clue in man, IT'S IN THE NAME.

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Festival Founding

Need your clock cleaned at darts? CALL DAVE NOW!

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Clock Cleaning
As founder of the Festival des pneus d'hiver, Dave has all the experience he needs to found your festival.

W  H  A  T    I  S    D  I  F  F  E  R  E  N  T

Describe the
Diference

Dave IS the difference. Differentiate all you want, you still end up with Dave. Difference is Dave's middle name. that's right, Dave Maximillian Difference Montague Field. With a handle like that, how can you go wrong?

We Are Awesome At Our Work

... and by We, I mean I... and by I, I mean Dave.

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Whoa, these numbers are getting out of control!

100%

Well, there.
You broke it. I hope you're happy now.

Our Clients Say

They say lots of great stuff because they are friends, relatives and other people we've paid off.

Shady Sadie

"Dave is so smart, I was blinded by his brilliance. Now I have to ware these shades all the time."

Eyeware Model
Beardy Bob

"Dave inspected this wall behind me and pointed out that the bricks stop behind my head for no apparent reason!"

Professional T-shirt Neck Hole Stretcher
Hellen Hoodie

"He's right, those bricks really do just stop behind his head. That's hilarious!"

Not Actually a Home Owner

Almost there.

We're almost at the bottom of the page now, which is really good news because I'm sure you're just itching to go grab a beer and shoot a game of darts... I mean itching to CALL Dave!

West Island Home Inspection

Dave will inspect all your bits.

Even the tiny ones.
POLITICS

forget politics. Just call Dave... and for just the record, in case you're buying him beer in the autumnal or hivernal months, he likes the darker beers, like Guinness for example. Just saying.

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